Josiah's Loud Life (and i'm not kidding)

Saturday, April 22, 2006

pics

This is my car.

This is my thirteenth b-day
and this Is a picture of my favorite comedien of all time in his early years his name is jim carey.

pics

This is my car.

This is my thirteenth b-day
and this Is a picture of my favorite comedien of all time in his early years his name is jim carey

Funny

I thought all my readers out there would like reading this.




You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When... You answer the door before people knock. You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit. You sleep with your eyes open. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. You take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using a timer. You lick your coffeepot clean. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is for sissies." You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet. You can jump-start your car without cables. Adrenaline is a downer. Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low." You don't sweat, you percolate. You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel. You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug. You run twenty miles on a treadmill; then you realize it's not plugged in. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. People get dizzy just watching you. You've worn the finish off your coffee table. Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your house. You're so wired, you pick up AM radio. People can test their batteries in your ears. Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans. Instant coffee takes too long. When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop." You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee. You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar." You don't get mad, you get steamed. You can't even remember your second cup. You help your dog chase its tail. You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate. You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation." Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup. You ski uphill. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. You speed walk in your sleep. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. You sleep with your eyes open. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. Your Thermos is on wheels. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. You can outlast the Energizer bunny. You short out motion detectors. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight. Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London. All your favorite computer programs are written in JAVA. Anonymous

Monday, February 20, 2006

Hello meet Grace, this picture is from ryans restront. We stoped there to eat after a sing at Elizebeth. I don't know If I told you about her but we met eachother july 18, 2005 and we met at the oniel seinor center where my mom works, we were both singing there, and since then we've been good friends.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Long time no wright.

Hello, I'm sorry I haven't wrighten in so long, seems like it's been a loooooooong time. Oh well any who, let me think of what I'v been doing. Well first thing I went to the mall and bought some new jeans, two shirts and a hat. I went to get my blood tested for c8 but I didn't have the proper papers. I wish I could think of more right now but I can't so I'll just have to wright agin later when I can think of more things.

So long,
joe.

Thursday, August 25, 2005

I been busy

Hey every body, I'm sorry I havn't written sonner, but I have been very busy for a while and havn't had time. But, not much has happend since the last time I wrote. Let's see me and dad built a deck around our new pool and I can't think of anything else at the moment so I'll have to post some more later when I can think of what all happend

Monday, July 25, 2005

sorry

Sorry I havent posted sooner but I have'nt had time. Lots of things have happend since last time. For instence well yesterday I went to the mall in lancaster with my friend I went to work with my mom and met a new friend her name is grace they had invited her to sing there so since I was there to you know I have been there before so they new I could sing so they asked me to go up and sing with her and I sang with her and we had a lot of fun at least I know I did and she sead she did. And so let me think of something else that hapend. Oh my friend stayed the night with me in this other house that we rent its right beside our property we watched movies and played playstation 2 so we had a great time to and we went on vacation to we had fun we went to Washington D.C. with our family and stuff we went to the smithsonians and on a tour bus so that was fun. But I think thats it for now so I'll post later

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Hello again

Hello, again everybody once again I'm up early mom and dad are trying to work on this big endustrial size sewing machine but any way I think I'll watch some "I love lucy" here in a minute mom got the whole second season from the library so I'll say more later bye

Friday, June 10, 2005

Hello

Hello, everybody I'm up and at em. And boy did it take some doing to get me up at 6:30. Boy dad almost had to poured water all over me and that would not have been pleasnt. That's what me and mom used to have to do to get my sister up to get ready for school she hated us for it but that's what we had to do. But any wat I'm going to go now so I'll post to you later.